Backlog #3

Saturday, Aug. 2nd, 2008
If I were to write a personal ad:

*Submissive, hetero-flexible girl seeks punk-rock pretty-boy who loves pink haired girly-girls and hates clingy women*

Ok, that headline wasn't completely accurate. I'm not that specific, but hey, might as well go big or go home, yes?
Me: 25, 5'7", thin but not tiny, blonde hair with hot pink streaks, green eyes, couple tattoos, few piercings. I'm a graphic designer and a cocktail waitress. I drink, I smoke, and I have a pretty vulgar sense of humor. I love my cat, my friends, and my freedom to just be. I have a masochistic streak in the bedroom but DON'T tell me what to do in real life. I'm not jealous so you don't need to be either. I love art and art history. I like to cook but I'm bad at it. And if the weather's nice, you'll find me by the pool with a cocktail. I don't care what time it is. I work hard and I play hard.

You (in my perfect world): Punk or new wave style, tattoos, piercings, spiky hair, and if you like to occasionally wear eyeliner, I am really, really ok with that. You play in a GOOD band. You have a swagger to you. You're charming, bold, and a little but of an asshole, but not to me. Cos I'm you're favorite. You're not super-macho, but if a punch needs to be thrown at a well-deserving asshole, you're all over it. You enjoy going out, but you don't need to every night. You let me go out with my girls and you don't call when I do. You can trust me, it's fine. I will let you do the same. Must love sex. I don't care about your job or your financial situation. I have enough money for myself but not enough for two of us. I won't spend yours if you don't spend mine.

You (in real life): Alternative style and attitude. Taller than me. Be nice on the street but throw me around in the bedroom. Be a decent human being and don't break any of the following rules:
1. You can't be married.
2. You can't have babies.
3. You can't LOVE Jesus.

EDIT: 4. You can't be a Republican.

Is that too much ask? Serious replies get my myspace so you can check me out.